[Skit: Joyner's Doctor and
Child Joyner]
So listen, buddy, I'm gonna give you a little test, okay?
OkayIs that okay, buddy?
This test is call a Rorschach test
And it's a test that we give to smart kids like you
So we can see how smart you really are
And Joyner, you're only eight years old, correct?
YesWow, you're such a big boy
Okay, so I'm going to hold up some pictures
And you're gonna tell me what you see in these pictures, okay?
OkayOkay, let's start with this one
What do you see in this picture, buddy?
A butterflyYes, that is absolutely correct
What a smart boy you are, that is a butterfly
Wow, okay, how about this picture?
That's a televisionAnd that's another correct answer
Good job, buddy, you might be a genius
How about this one?
That's a basketballJoyner, you are so amazing
Another great answer, that is a basketball
I don't even know if I could've got that one right
Such a smart, smart boy
Okay, how about this one?
That's a condomWe're gonna try this again
You better not fuck up this time
That's a, that's a condomJoyner, I just called you a smart boy
Please don't make me regret that statement
You know what? Let's just try another picture
Look closely and tell me what you see in this picture
Uh, that looks like a loaded gun?We're gonna try this again
And you better not fuck up this time
I said it's a loaded gunWhat are you, a fucking retard?
Are you stupid?
Mentally challenged?
What the fuck is the matter with you?
I'm sorryI'm trying to help you
Look at the fucking picture
I am, I'm trying, I'm lookingLook at the fucking picture!
